Mõtlesin, et panen teile siia väikese nimekirja oma lemmikutest (koos toredate tsitaatide ja videodega). Ehk tuleb teilegi mõni tuttav nägu vastu, sest palju neid geniaalseid karaktereid ikka loodud on.
Dr. Gregory House
House M.D.
"Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up."
"Humanity is overrated"
"There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."
Eric Cartman
South Park (muide, igas osas peaks olema peidus üks maailmaparanduslik mõte)
"Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the Earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."
Cartman: "I went to sleep in my mom's car in the garage with the engine running."
Kyle: "And you didn't die?"
Cartman: "Freaking hybrids, man...they just don't do the trick anymore."
"You must respect my authoritah!"
Joey Tribbiani & Chandler Bing (lahutamatud)
Friends (the best)
Joey: "...95, 96, 97. See, I told you! Less than a hundred steps from our place to here.
Chandler: "You' ve got way too much time, man."
Chandler: "Hey, Joey, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck nacked [holds up one hand] or, or a big tub of jam [holds up the other hand]."
Joey: "Put your hands together."
Stewie Griffin
Family Guy
"I love god. He's so deliciously evil."
"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it's not so much that I want to kill her, it's just, I want her not to be alive anymore."
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
Dr. Cristina Yang
Grey's Anatomy
"You know, I know a liar when I see one because I am a liar."
"Uh, Izzie, the heart is and organ. It pumps, it circulates blood, it gets clogged from time to time. It does not, however, speak. It doesn't have tiny little lips on it."
Berta
Two and a half men
"It's a shame. You paid all that money for and ex-wife, and an ex-wife's house...and you're not allowed inside either one."
Charlie: "I have a rash in..my private area."
Berta: "Private? If it were any more public, you'd have to open a Starbucks."
Täiendused on oodatud :)
hehe. ma lisaks, teadagi, bernard blacki, manny ja frani black books'ist. ;)
VastaKustutaPeaks endki Black Booksiga kurssi viima. Kui Anule meeldib, peab ometi üks väga hea asi olema :)
VastaKustutaEdmund Blackadder ja tema tumeda võitu naljad
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